Watercooler: What Did We Learn from the Real Housewives from Hell?

Real Housewives of New Jersey Forget the dude on Homeland. The true prisoners of war last night were fans ofThe Real Housewives of New Jersey! Held captive by the Garden State's battling harpies, viewers were subjected to a barrage of screaming matches, accusations and insults as the ladies wrapped up the second half of their season-ending reunion. What did we learn from this experience? Other than the fact thatAndy Cohendeserves a Purple Heart for bravery in this line of doodie? Tons...Caroline Manzois awesome.Teresa Giudiceis not awesome. Nor is she sane-adjacent anymore.Any nitwit who dares to say "bring it" to Caroline deserves to have it brought.Trashing one's cast mates is a terrible ingredient for a cookbook.Dina Manzoneeds to come back, make up with Caroline and sic that creepy hairless cat on Teresa.Melissa Gorga's husband doesn't get it twice a day. But he'd like to.If you record a dance single and no one listens to it, it can still make an awful sound.Nobody speaks with her face better thanKathy Wakileand her big crazy eyes.A giant cannoli filled with other, smaller cannolis needs to be a food group."Cuzzint," "huzbint," "un-ducated" and "yous" are not actually words.Waving one's hands frantically often makes up for not making sense.Having "a lot of friends who are gay" does not make it OK to use the F-word.Skipping the reunion was the smartest thingJacqueline Lauritahas ever done. Ever.Daniellewho?So what about you? What were your favorite life lessons from this season of RHONJ?Subscribe to TV Guide Magazine now!